NOVEMBER 17, 2009 (Washington, D.C.) – With Democratic support for health care reform bill fracturing over the so called “Stupak amendment,” restricting funding for abortion, President Obama literally threw up his arms and said, “F@#k it.” In a nationally televised Rose Garden address he continued in an unprecedented display of Presidential vulgarity, saying, “that’s right, f@#k health care reform. Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and the rest of the Democrats in Congress – f@#k you. And the Republicans, f@#k you too, you worthless pieces of s!%t.”
In the shockingly brief and direct address, the President continued, “and the insurance companies, f@#k you too, you goddamn f@#ks. I am personally canceling my health insurance now and I urge everybody else to do the same, f@#k it. And Dick Cheney, you got it coming. I am coming over to your house right now to kick your f@#king ass. You better not try to run, motherf@#ker, I will find you.” The President then quickly left the podium, briskly walking to an idling car nearby.
In an abbreviated and unusual press briefing, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said that the President was in transit to former Vice President Cheney’s home and that he had also authorized a “limited, tactical nuclear strike at Fox News’ headquarters on Sixth Avenue in Manhattan.
Former Vice President Cheney’s spokesperson indicated that the former Vice President had retired to his “secret, undisclosed location.”
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